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The Mop

A.
I think about you, And I like what you do, I'm walkin your way, And your hearin what I say, So come here and kiss me, And let every one see, But then u said noâ¦.!

Chorus:*Been a good 5 months, Since I got any tongue from any one, I can't seem to get girls this way, It's been so long since I got play, I'm starting to look gayâ¦*

Girls won't give me a chance, I'm trying to get in their pants, Most won't go near me, They're all starting to fear me, All they do to me is stare, I think it's cause of my hair, Maybe it should goâ¦!

Chorus

I guess it's only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call
It never worked at all